"Street Husband"

Ok, so they say every fabulous woman needs a gay husband and/or boyfriend. Well every fabulous urban woman, single or otherwise, needs a street husband and/or boyfriend. Nothing too intimate, just look out for your parallel parking, have a good chat every few weeks on the stoop, and generally acknowledge eachother everyday. Like I tell Ryan "safety first".

Anyway, my "street husband" is considered the Mayor of New York, so he says, but I know him as the mayor of my neighborhood. My car is well-protected nonetheless.